My colleague's son

This is a true story. From my colleague and her son (who's studying Primary 3 only!).

(Mother enters room)
Boy: I'm leaving.
Mom: Why?
Boy: I need personal space.

Mom: If you behave like this, I'll stop giving you money, and you have to live like a beggar!
Boy: Didn't anyone tell you that grandma is very wealthy?

Boy: Grandma gave me $5000 because she earned a lot in stocks today.
Mom: How come you know she earned a lot in stocks?
Boy: She asked me to go on the web to check the stock price for her.